Mom had a hard day.
Mother is running her bath.
I shit in the tub.
Anonymous Asked:
I have a really huge crush on you. Not even in a sarcastic way.
You’re just swell.
Anonymous Asked:
You are one beautiful man.
My secret is Maybelline.
My answer:Your wish is my command, anonymous grey blob of a person.
Anonymous Asked:
Where is Kim kardashian?
The internet says Los Angeles. There you have it.
Anonymous Asked:
BAYYYYYYYYYYY FOT REDND
You’re fucking high.
Anonymous Asked:
hi, hello from media. when my friend and i try to log in, we get sent to your page. i haven't followed you yet, but i will. your blog has supplied many hours of laughter. you're great but i'm not sure you've posted anything in a while... i miss you. ok you have a wonderful sense of humour and ily ok bye from georgia and holly xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Awww…my first ever adoring fan. I question if this is another spam message, but I somehow doubt it. As for rarely posting, college is a bitch. Yup.
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